Clown Demotivational Poster
JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.
WHAT A DEMON CLOWN'S DOWNTIME LOOKS LIKE -
Clown spiders -
SAD CLOWN -
CAN'T SLEEP - clown will eat me
AWESOMENESS - There are signs
CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me
CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral
THE CLOWN APOCALYPSE - It Won't Be Funny
CLOWNING AROUND - It's all fun & games until someone gets blown to hell!
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - TASTES FUNNY!
KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.
FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.
BAD, BAD CLOWNS -
BRAIN ANEURYSM -
FALLING IN LOVE - They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but... it just turns guys into clowns into sad, pathetic clowns.
THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived
NOT REAL FUNNY FROM 3 TO 11 EITHER -
CLOWNS IN THE DARK -
the great clown -
TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery
CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!
CLOWN CHAINSAW APOCALYPSE - Somehow I Knew This Day Would Come, But Nobody Listened.
CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it
SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one
I LOVE KIDS -
VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.
DON'T LET YOURSELF BE FOOLED - Clowns are fricking EVIL
RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".
CLOWN SEEKING -
DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.
JOHN KRAMER -
HARLEY QUINN - She'll probably kill you while giggling like a schoolgirl, but she's a lot less frightening than any other clown.
LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine
CAN'T SWIM - CLOWN WILL EAT ME
ANGER - Homey don't play dat.
CLOWN ZOMBIES - BRING IT ON, CHUCK NORRIS
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE -
CLOWNS - The scariest animal on Earth
CLOWNS - Cannibals don't eat 'em, cuz they taste funny.
THE INVISIBLE MAN -
FACEPLANT31 - He has his own special way with children. And he has balloons.
GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.
CLOWNY CLOWN CLOWN - Yea.
LOVE BUG RACING -
CLOWN URINAL - Because peeing in public isn't awkward enough
CLOWN SCHOOLING - . . . it's alot more than just a squeaky red nose.
CLOWNS - Even the riot police are scared of them
FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.
SOCKS WITH SANDALS -
PARENTING IS TOUGH - Are you sure you know exactly where your teenage daughter is RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE ?
THE CLOWNPOCALYPSE - WHY SO SERIOUS?
MADNESS COMBAT - Religion would be more fun if they gave Jesus a Desert Eagle. 'Nuff said.
PRE-OWNED VAN - Actually, it runs great...the inside has a strong smell of butt wang..I bought it from a guy wearing a clown outfit.
ZIPPY - I wonder why kids are scarred of clowns?
I HAD SOME DREAMS -
CIRCUS MAXIMUS -
JUST CLOWNING AROUND -
OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE -
COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER - You're my kind of man. So big and so strong.
SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE... - "And wild animals roamed the land, and an Army of Clowns appeared..." Really... look it up!
JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!
I KNEW IT!!! - My lawyer, my accountant, my financial adviser AND my priest?
CLOWNS - Resistance Is Futile.
ADAM FROM DEAD RISING -
HOMELESS CLOWN - sure can get a quote printed up
AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...
I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT... - I don't why I am afraid of clowns... I mean, we had one at my first party and I don't remember any problems...
CLOWNS - He's a smiling on the outside scowling on the inside type of clown.
PRIMAL FEAR -
CLOWNS - They're creepy little buggers.
HELL'S SILENT ANGELS -
FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday
NIGHTMARE FOOD -
ELVES - Almost as creepy as clowns and Santa
WELCOME INDIA! - Where the cows eat hay! And we drive auto rickshaws EVERYDAY!
MEXICAN CLOWN CONVENTION - Chompers took off from work for a "professional development" seminar.
IT - exists
EMMETT KELLY -
YOU PEOPLE HAVE STOOD IN MY WAY LONG ENOUGH -
the jugular -
Cant laugh at yourself. -
Looking straight ahead! -
HEART OF THE FUNNY, REALLY, NO SERIOUSLY. -
SEND IN THE CLOWNS - Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines... No one is there.
If you're happy and you know it, -
THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.
3 SECONDS LATER - Faceplant decided to keep his day job
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