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Clown Demotivational Poster

JUGGALOS - Passing the axe since 1991.

TAGS: icp insane clown posse juggalo
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by Krysen

agdaniele - March 3, 2009, 12:08 am
Sure thing, Porcelina. I never like to see lines drawn.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 8:49 pm
Thank you, AG
agdaniele - March 2, 2009, 8:33 pm
dweezle's insightful argument aside, they are the same as the old-school punkers, and the FSU clan... it's expression and preference... respect that right.
Fatty - February 6, 2009, 2:05 pm
oooo... Someone's got big balls on the internets! I'm scareded!
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
dweezle - February 6, 2009, 1:47 pm
Come say that **** to my face and get your a** kicked...Don't f*** wit the Juggalos
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 7:03 pm
Posers, the most over used phrased by insecure 7th graders
Charles Buckett - November 2, 2008, 4:40 pm
Juggalos, biggest posers since cowboys went out of style
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 8:32 pm
Whoop Whoop!
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 6:21 pm
I blame this one on you, God. The French, I can forgive that..But you really dropped the ball on this one.
God - August 28, 2008, 3:33 pm
hahahaha.. Juggalos. Douchebags.


Clown spiders -

TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Krickit

Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L

CAN'T SLEEP - clown will eat me

TAGS: clown
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by CW

ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 1:54 am
I generally choose to shoot most any clown I encounter. I will of course make an exception for Face... for now. Chompers is on his own.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
You should never EVER sleep near a clown. ANY clown. Night night!
Jmac0585 - January 29, 2010, 1:28 pm
Well.. I ain't going to be able to sleep now. Thanks alot.
Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:09 pm
ROR!!! AMSOME! Grey, thats not spinach. Thanks for pointing it out i will do a better inspection of my teeth before my next close up
GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 1:07 pm
Face, you have a piece of spinich in your teeth
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:38 am
epic meh


AWESOMENESS - There are signs

CANT SLEEP - clown will eat me

TAGS: the simpsons simpsons bart clown
Rating: 1.43/5

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TigerKid - April 7, 2009, 12:04 am

CLOWNS - Putting the "fun" back in funeral

TAGS: clowns putting fun back funeral
Rating: 4.59/5

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D0Cvinnie666 - August 3, 2011, 4:11 pm
agreed lawl.
Arvantillian - July 29, 2011, 11:05 am
HAHAHA The only good clown is a ...


TAGS: clown apolalypse
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 5:18 am
So's the Capitol Building in Washington DC.
maoworks2 - September 29, 2012, 9:37 am
Come To Quebec The Place Is Full Of Clown's.
Bull - September 29, 2012, 1:57 am
lol, this reminded me of an old B-movie horror flick called Killer Klowns from outer space.
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2012, 11:54 pm
Especially if it's Clowny Freaks (Juggalos) getting their clown on

CLOWNING AROUND - It's all fun & games until someone gets blown to hell!


TAGS: clown desert
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - March 29, 2012, 4:58 pm
Filipino translation ~ Ah it looks funny laughter I tired clown in desert kalakad more humorous turn
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:55 am
mukhang katawa tawa ito ah yung clown sa desert napagod kalakad mas nakakatawa naman :)

KARMA - it can hit you at every turn of your life.

TAGS: karma clowns
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by crazyfreddy

Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:47 am
Beautifully executed!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Nicely done. 5L

FUN & GAMES - Yeah until your HUNG-OVER, speeding to work, and catch this tool in your REAR-VIEW mirror. I never screamed so loud in my life.

TAGS: clown scary ghost
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:51 pm
No worries, just Chompers with a loaner.


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

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MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


TAGS: clown birthday ruined
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2010, 3:42 pm
Whats with the avatar Face?.....
Faceplant31 - September 17, 2010, 12:08 pm
Thanks tth.
TheTrashHeap - September 16, 2010, 8:39 pm
Amsome. I wish I had thought of that angle. I had this pic for a while but it never spoke to me. 5 well earned lions.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:27 am
Last i talked to him he was kinda burnt out and had been going on a lot of cruises.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:26 am
And he spit out a poster or two a couple of days ago.
ICEMAN - September 16, 2010, 11:25 am
He's still active on the Bacon, Scary Clowns, Ironic Things, etc. threads.
Chompers - September 16, 2010, 11:20 am
speaking of intelligent clowns, has anybody seen sick in a while?
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 11:10 am
Good, i wanted this one to be like that. Had to re work it a couple of times and a shout out to TTH for the pic.
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 11:05 am
didn't see that coming...5L

FALLING IN LOVE - They say falling in love makes girls beautiful, but... it just turns guys into clowns into sad, pathetic clowns.

TAGS: sad clowns
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by elixiri

TrueGrave - August 25, 2012, 3:22 pm
a hilarious tragedy, 5 sad manclowns.

THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived

TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


TAGS: clown sweet dreams
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:27 am
A little self indulgent but I like it.


TAGS: clowns king
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:21 pm
If I walked into that guy at that time, I'd back away very slowly...


TAGS: clowns terror dark
Rating: 3.61/5

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mrbombastic - September 18, 2009, 8:01 am
The big red wig gives me a good place to start a fire to burn his still-twitching corpse after I slit his throat from ear to ear. Now, I ask, who's the more screwed up one now? >8]
me - May 26, 2009, 9:43 am
I agree

the great clown -

TAGS: robin williams depression clown
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Tyche - December 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
"Laugh, then, Pagliacci, for the love that is dying. Laugh through the pain that is destroying your heart."
Sho - August 31, 2014, 7:42 pm
Well done, RL. 5L
Airman - August 27, 2014, 11:24 pm
Greybeard - August 12, 2014, 11:23 pm
Absolutely stunning... :)
Silverheart - August 12, 2014, 9:49 am

GaryO - August 12, 2014, 9:29 am
Gawddamm, the best of tributes. The BEST. Raising the glass to a glorious mourning.

TERROR - When this is the last thing you see before your surgery

TAGS: clown operation
Rating: 2.96/5
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 12:12 pm
Woah, MWLF, your list of aliases just twisted my mind inside out.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 29, 2008, 12:05 pm
It's that band, Crazy Surgical Clown Squad, or was it Harlequin Group of Dubious Sanity?
MFWLR - December 29, 2008, 12:04 pm
Arrogant Knight - December 29, 2008, 11:55 am
Oh, Holy Mother of f***!

CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!

CLOWN CHAINSAW APOCALYPSE - Somehow I Knew This Day Would Come, But Nobody Listened.

TAGS: clown apocalypse
Rating: 2.8/5

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WhiteDevil - March 21, 2010, 9:40 pm
Hmm... Knott's Scary Farm.

CAULROPHOBIA - If this picture looks familiar You have it

TAGS: caulrophobia van clowns scary love
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Chompers

Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 5:41 pm

d***...i thought maybe we had the same ex-wife...lol.
Chompers - July 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
just me
Reality Lord - July 30, 2010, 2:54 pm

scarey **** chomps....is that u or wifey?...lol
jackripper - July 30, 2010, 2:50 pm
I sence this Motifake might be aimed at me.

SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one

TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


TAGS: fire clown
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Looney

Claire - July 21, 2009, 12:27 am
If by "evil" you mean "compensating" then yes.
The Joker - January 15, 2009, 11:14 am
I'm more evil than that.


TAGS: gacy clown kids
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

JesusWept - December 2, 2012, 3:43 pm
John Wayne Gacy - A true philanthropist LOL
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
Whoa, this sets a new standard for bad taste. I tried not to laugh, then remembered I am likely going to Hell anyway, so what's to lose? 5 totally wrong lions.
agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:34 am
Oh yeah. That's the stuff. 5L

VIGILANCE - Either get with it or your kid will become a clown in the circus.

TAGS: vigilance kid clown circus
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - July 22, 2011, 1:57 am
try to not just repeat the picture.


RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".

TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


TAGS: personal ad day clowns bacon
Rating: 4.06/5

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thatonechick - August 9, 2010, 11:25 pm
spacedog - August 9, 2010, 8:46 pm
Classic! 5 balloons.

DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.


HARLEY QUINN - She'll probably kill you while giggling like a schoolgirl, but she's a lot less frightening than any other clown.

TAGS: ***y or not all clowns are evil
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

Kelfka - January 8, 2016, 12:39 pm
Your not wrong. And she has more personality than all of them.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 8:39 pm
Your avatar is terrifyin. Kinda funny considerin mine is a hydra, but yeah, terrifyin.
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:33 pm
I'm not scary........right?

LAUGHTER - Not always the best medicine

TAGS: medical clowns
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by gnome74

xxx - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
this guy is like "man, you're f*** up!"
The Joker - January 6, 2009, 12:12 pm
Wrong. It's -always- the best medicine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho ho hi hi hi hi hi hi hahahahaha.



TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./

ANGER - Homey don't play dat.



TAGS: clowns pies lies and seltzer
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:40 pm
You're grasping at straws...Wags has no wits!
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Wags: "Oh, hey Sean what's going on? OWWWWWWW let go of my wits!!!!"
MO - June 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
Sean don't you worry, this wags clown wouldn't know funny if it walked up and bit him in the wits!
BoneCD - June 30, 2009, 8:27 pm
with a touch of sarcasm...and you nailed it my friend!
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:25 pm
I was going for hypocricy. Pretty sure I nailed it, too.
Sean - June 30, 2009, 8:23 pm
Who the hell's trying to be pc?
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:06 am
Wag of the finger: distasteful. you've done very poorly at trying to be p.c. lacks funny and wits
Sean - April 11, 2009, 8:24 pm
Thanks, agdaniele, and for the sake of what I call "the figs" I hope it's a wide fence.
agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
Very well done. You're definitely riding the good-taste fence on a unicycle!

CLOWNS - The scariest animal on Earth

TAGS: clowns
Rating: 2.52/5

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Sean - December 8, 2008, 3:08 pm
Who's Katie?
Agamemnon218 - December 8, 2008, 11:21 am
If you stab a clown *CANDY* comes out!

CLOWNS - Cannibals don't eat 'em, cuz they taste funny.


TAGS: chaplin the clown within
Rating: 4.57/5

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Greeny - July 31, 2011, 9:52 am
5 empty moments!

FACEPLANT31 - He has his own special way with children. And he has balloons.

TAGS: clowns are creepy
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - January 24, 2010, 1:33 am
No worries Faceplant. It just means that you have to stick with the same avatar from now on. ;)
Produceman117 - January 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Great tribute poster! And creepy as hell. 5L.
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 1:19 pm
Thanks iceman!

GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.

TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be thera**utic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


TAGS: clowny clown
Rating: 1.67/5
speedracer22 - January 10, 2012, 8:57 pm
i guess you all haven't watched the movie IT before.
Seb - November 1, 2008, 7:15 pm
Redefines "entertainer".


Stuck -


CLOWN URINAL - Because peeing in public isn't awkward enough

TAGS: clown urinal public
Rating: 3.06/5

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ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 12:50 am
Not even a clown. Its from Alice in Wonderland. Fido had it right, 1L.
phydeaux - April 5, 2010, 12:46 am
Unfunny, and done far too often. 1l.

CLOWN SCHOOLING - . . . it's alot more than just a squeaky red nose.


TAGS: happy old clown
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - February 2, 2012, 5:10 am
lol @ICE
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
There's always farts. Just sayin'.

CLOWNS - Even the riot police are scared of them

TAGS: clowns riot police
Rating: 3.62/5

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Chompers - August 13, 2010, 4:39 pm
d*** right
MalicE - November 20, 2009, 9:05 am
fanks, ironic this being my 3rd post. i'll get a 5 eventually ^_^
aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:01 am
worth a 3

FREEBIRD - No matter who's playing, always request Freebird.

TAGS: music italian clown freebird lynyrd
Rating: 2.75/5

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Sean - October 25, 2008, 8:30 pm
Hate the song, love the poster.
Shtoink - August 11, 2008, 1:44 am
not a fan of most of your posters, but this and the kermit one rawk!


TAGS: even clowns do it
Rating: 4.91/5

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GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 1:54 pm
airman, the fashion maven...5L
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 1:51 pm
ror, nice.

PARENTING IS TOUGH - Are you sure you know exactly where your teenage daughter is RIGHT NOW THIS MINUTE ?


TAGS: clown nuke
Rating: 3.62/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:11 pm
That motifake just put a 5mile on my face.

MADNESS COMBAT - Religion would be more fun if they gave Jesus a Desert Eagle. 'Nuff said.

PRE-OWNED VAN - Actually, it runs great...the inside has a strong smell of butt wang..I bought it from a guy wearing a clown outfit.

TAGS: used van clown
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

agdaniele - September 3, 2010, 8:30 pm
Well played. 5L
Chompers - September 3, 2010, 4:05 pm
What's with the windows?
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:16 pm
Looks like they painted over the "FREE CANDY" wording there on the side...


TAGS: scary clown
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by culos

sickartist - January 11, 2010, 10:58 am
I am honored (I think)

ZIPPY - I wonder why kids are scarred of clowns?

TAGS: clown funny stupid
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by metalmulishatroop

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:52 pm
XD lmao
thatonechick - June 30, 2010, 11:18 am
You obviously haven't been in the van yet.
metalmulishatroop - June 30, 2010, 11:14 am
ok chompers i dont think your very scary either
Chompers - June 29, 2010, 8:29 am
You win this battle.
Ed-Hyde - June 29, 2010, 6:55 am
Heh, I found this image a while back. Last year I duplicated it for Clown Hell at the base haunted house. One girl passed right out. Mission accomplished.
ICEMAN - June 28, 2010, 10:45 pm
Give yourself some credit Chomp. If I saw you in a subway men's room, you'd scare the shiite outa me. That goes for seeing Mooooooooooooooo in a pasture too.
Chompers - June 28, 2010, 9:42 pm


TAGS: dreams clowns
Rating: 1.73/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:03 pm

Clowns -

TAGS: clowns nightmares phobias
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 11:33 am

and Religifake...
rerun - September 22, 2013, 9:40 am

you should post this to whyifearclowns


TAGS: circus clowns
Rating: 4.89/5

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frenchkissed - May 31, 2014, 3:34 pm
Please remove this. This is my stolen postcard image. Thanks!



COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER - You're my kind of man. So big and so strong.

SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE... - "And wild animals roamed the land, and an Army of Clowns appeared..." Really... look it up!

JUGGALO FAN CLUB - Her skeleton in the closet was that unfortunate initiation with the Juggalos. Grats to you, the father, & baby BOZO!

I KNEW IT!!! - My lawyer, my accountant, my financial adviser AND my priest?

CLOWNS - Resistance Is Futile.


TAGS: dead rising adam clown zombie
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by demon1103

ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:16 am
Regular clowns are unnerving, Adam the Clown looks like one of my mothers body doubles with her dress sense and kitchen utensils... Same hair dye to boot
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2010, 7:09 am
you apparently haven't seen Chomper's van yet.

HOMELESS CLOWN - sure can get a quote printed up

TAGS: clown quoter
Rating: 1.55/5

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AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...

TAGS: faceplant sickartist chompers clowns tortured souls
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Too soon.

I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT... - I don't why I am afraid of clowns... I mean, we had one at my first party and I don't remember any problems...

TAGS: clowns
Rating: 4/5

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CLOWNS - He's a smiling on the outside scowling on the inside type of clown.

TAGS: clowns sweater scowling strange clothing
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:35 pm
It better be! Or he's a re-gifting a55h0|3 and I'm through with him for g00d! First the pen- er, uhm, let's just say "pump" ... and now this?!?
Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:28 pm
Is that Wil Wheaton?


TAGS: clowns happy
Rating: 3.81/5

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Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 6:55 pm
Good Lord that's frightening.


TAGS: clowns wsc primal fear
Rating: 3.79/5

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Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 6:24 am
Good to have you on board...
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:10 pm

yup...you did.

CLOWNS - They're creepy little buggers.

TAGS: clowns are creepy
Rating: 3.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 3:06 am
Yeah, You're creepy.
ICEMAN - February 27, 2010, 9:41 pm
Awww c'mon Chomp. Give yourself some credit. You're the biggest creep I know. ;)
Chompers - February 27, 2010, 9:07 pm


TAGS: clown car
Rating: 3.56/5

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Sean - October 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
Little spelling error there. First time that's ever happened on the internet, too. That is my true shame in all of this. Sorry it threw you for so long that you probably missed your gynecologist's appointment.
Mark Santiago - October 17, 2009, 1:13 pm
"lie a bat outta hell". I'm still trying to figure this line out. Ohhhhhhh "LIKE a bat ....." Otay Panky. Good Picture I guess?
spacedog - October 6, 2009, 11:52 am
Nothing scarier than an eerily quiet and totally vicious beatdown. I love this one Sean.

FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday

TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

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Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


ELVES - Almost as creepy as clowns and Santa

WELCOME INDIA! - Where the cows eat hay! And we drive auto rickshaws EVERYDAY!

MEXICAN CLOWN CONVENTION - Chompers took off from work for a "professional development" seminar.

TAGS: clowns chompers
Rating: 2.42/5

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EmilioDumphque - January 27, 2012, 5:55 pm
Bozo came to us from the Mexican circus, where he was a caricature of a drunken Irishman.

IT - exists


TAGS: clowns lawrence
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2012, 7:17 pm


TAGS: clown owl homer simpson
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 13, 2013, 10:04 pm
OK OK, we’re not all stale there, some of us have grey beards…and earrings.
lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:24 pm

Don't make me take my earrings off, GaryO!
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 9:11 pm
We-hell, SPLA5H….you just made one. Welcome! Yes, the forums…we’re all stale there.
chickenlittle - August 13, 2013, 8:38 pm
Thanks rerun, I'm checking out the forum now
rerun - August 13, 2013, 7:51 pm

welcome to the site, check out the forums.
lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 7:45 pm

Great poster! I've had this ph**o for a very long time and just couldn't come up with a caption!~WELCOME and 5LLLLL
Greeny - August 13, 2013, 7:44 pm
I'd say you're there, if you're here. Nice poster
chickenlittle - August 13, 2013, 7:36 pm
Thanks rerun, you made my day! I love looking at all the posters, some of them are so freaking clever but I never thought I could do it. I always enjoy reading all your comments too from the regulars like greybeard, miss priss, gary o, etc...
rerun - August 13, 2013, 7:23 pm

Excellent 1st posting.
chickenlittle - August 13, 2013, 7:22 pm
My first ever posting, please be kind :)

McDonalds -

TAGS: mcdonalds food clowns television firsts
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 11:53 pm
Some say I wear it too well. Almost broke a friend's arm when he foolishly snuck up on me. Gut reaction....? Maybe it was the clown makeup he was wearing...
MissPriss - May 15, 2013, 11:11 pm
Crotchety you wear your paranoia well...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:58 am
I forgot Willard Scott was the original Ronald McDonald clown; I guess I'm keeping my eye on him as well...
MissPriss - May 14, 2013, 5:35 pm
Thank you RogAz1.
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:32 pm
5 supersized Lions on the side
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:30 pm
Except that 50 years ago, it wasn't as scary...?

the jugular -

Cant laugh at yourself. -

TAGS: clowns cannot laugh at self
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 25, 2013, 9:31 pm

Welcome to Motifake, RK~~

Looking straight ahead! -


TAGS: clowns clown more clown eeek
Rating: 4.75/5

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5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 8:04 pm
How deliciously evil!!! I wonder if when you squeeze it, does it makes horn noises? grab another to test it out
Ed-Hyde - October 29, 2010, 3:51 pm
ty ty
Faceplant31 - October 29, 2010, 3:31 pm
B!tchin! 5L Ed


TAGS: monochrome sad clown
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - October 28, 2014, 2:50 am
Yes. Vary much liked them. Found an inspiration as well. Thank you... for sharing, for being you.
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:11 am

Thank you.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 6:43 am

fav'd. this is very good. art.

SEND IN THE CLOWNS - Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines... No one is there.

TAGS: send clowns
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greeny - January 13, 2013, 7:45 am
Nice SF 5

If you're happy and you know it, -

TAGS: horror clown
Rating: 4.29/5

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rerun - June 18, 2013, 8:04 pm

post this to whyihateclowns

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.

TAGS: chompers clowns ladies motifake august
Rating: 4.23/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 2:42 pm
Dude, maybe you should try brushing your teeth.

3 SECONDS LATER - Faceplant decided to keep his day job

TAGS: rodeo clown
Rating: 4.18/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 11, 2013, 5:30 pm
I have a relative whose job was to, *ahem*, "irritate" the bull.... Before leaving the gate, the bull wound up firing off a load all over my Uncle.Apparently, the bull had been saving up for a while.
Faceplant31 - August 16, 2010, 3:38 pm
Nice. I recond someone dun burnt that bulls nuts with a cigarette. Jerks! Thanks air